Brothers in Ireland
Fun Stuff
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An Irishman named Jeff walks into a bar in Dublin,
orders four pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking
a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes
back to the bar and orders four more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, "You
know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you
bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have
three brothers. Me eldest brother Scotty is in L.A., me older
brother Cal is in Kansas City, me middle brother Brad is in
Austin and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that
we'd drink this way to remember the
days when we drank together in Ireland. So I drinks one for each o' me
brothers and one for me self."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and
leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and
always drinks the same way: he orders four pints and drinks them in
turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only three pints. All the other regulars
take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the
second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your
grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a
light dawns in his eye and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just
that me wife, Cissy, had us join that Baptist Church and I had to
quit drinking. Hasn't affected me brothers a bit though."
CHEERS BROTHERS!
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There's a big conference of beer producers in the
most beautiful town in the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands. At the end
of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a
drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president
of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the
list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to
drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!
"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask. "Naah.
If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."
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